1. It is practically a crime against humanity that I have not: learned how to two-step, Texas or otherwise; eaten crab; or seen the musical Oklahoma!
2. I REALLY like fish tacos.
3. Some of the craziest people around hang out at hospitals at 10:30 at night. It’s best to avoid eye contact with them. Especially if they’re yelling.
4. The further south you go, the warmer the water is. At least for a little while. I’m sure that people on the northern tip of Antarctica would beg to differ.
5. I really should live in Texas. The benefits to doing so are practically endless, and include: more money, and no driving in the snow.
6. Some clubs in Shreveport, Louisiana are open till 6. In. The. Morning. The drive back to Gladewater, Texas SUCKS at 6. In. The. Morning.
7. I’m slightly afraid of roller coasters. So is my red-haired girl.
8. A backyard swimming pool is practically a must. If you live in a climate where 100+ degrees is normal.
9. I should: learn how to two-step, Texas or otherwise; eat crab; see the musical Oklahoma!
